A Mixture of an RE Period, Boredom and Macbeth

This is what Anderson and I did randomly while whiling away an RE Period.

Duncan: Hello people! This is Duncan! I am holding a press conference for ALL OF U!

Macbeth: Hi. I am the guy who KILLED Macdonald Tadadadada I’m lovin it.

Banquo: Hi. I am the guy who helped him, so obviously Im the main character. Righ1t1!?

Macbeth: NO. I AM THE MAI!N CHARACTER.=3

Banoquo: Nooooooooooooo! It’s not possible…

Macbeth: Impossible is Nothing.

Lady Macbeth: Come on. You know you want to be King of Scotland. Kill Duncan. You know you want to. BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD

Macbeth: If I don’t, I am gay??!!

Lady Macbeth: Yeppy yep yep yep. Just do it. Damn it.

Macbeth holding 2 BLOODBLOODBLOODY daggers: Just did it.

Duncan: OMGWTFBBQIMDEADHEKILLEDMEDAMNMURDEREROMGOMGOMGLOL DAMN HAXX0R THIS GAME SUX

Banquo: Hey whatabout me?

Macbeth: Oh, you. *runs him through*

*Banquo has been eliminated*

*Terrorists Win*

Macbeth: YEAHOOOH I HEADSTABBED HIM YEAH OH YEAH

*+3000 Exp Points*

*Macbeth leveled up!*

*Macbeth is trying to learn a new move. However, Macbeth already has 4. Delete a move to make way for “Ultima”?*

YES

*Which move would you like to delete?*

*Delete “Conscience’*

*1…2…42…98…107…57457…34623637…3… and POOF! It became Koko Krunch! The cereal with the great chocolatey taste advances on Dunsinane from Birnam wood!*

Macbeth shall never vanquished be, till Koko Krunch doth smite him on the head like a toadstool.

Mario: Itsa me, Mario! I smite toadstools on their head like Koko Krunch! Now I shall do the same to Macbeth!

Macbeth: HAHAHAHA NONE OF WOMAN BORN CAN HARM ME. PREPARE TO DIE!
Mario: No way! You haf been eeeevil! Prepare to die!

Macbeth: This has gone long enough! Prepare to die!

Mario: Zis is ze end! Prepare to die!

Macbeth: Words solve nothing! Prepare to die!

Mario: Infidel! Prepare to die!

Macbeth: In the name of Scotland, prepare to die!

Mario: You keeled my fazzer! Prepare to die!

Macbeth: I AM your father. Prepare to die!

Mario: I herd you like Mudkipz. Prepare to die!

Macbeth: All your base are belong to me. Prepare to die!

Mario: Uh? Wat’s happening again?

Macbeth: It doesn’t matter, because you’re gonna die!

Mario: Not if you die first! *Pulls out Death Note* *Writes down “Prepare to die!”*

*Somewhere in the world, a guy called ‘Prepare to die!’ died. *

Macbeth: Hey! Can you give me your signature, the famous red plumber short stout pipey Luigi’s brother Bowser’s enemy the great Mario? Prepare to die!

Mario: Okay! Let me just write it on a piece of my Death Note and I’ll give it to you. Writes down “Mario” on his Death Note* Prepare to die!

*Mario gets owned by myocardial infarction*

Mario:OMGWTFBBGHAXYOUBLOODYLIARYOUMADEMESENDMYSELFTOHEAVENWHERESEVENTYTWOVIRGINSAREWAITINGFORMEPREPARETODIE! *dies

Macbeth: HAHA NONE OF WOMAN BORN CAN HARM ME PREPARE TO DIE!

Macduff: waahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I AM NOT OF WOMAN BORN.

Macbeth: ORLY?

Macduff: YARLY.

Macbeth: I suspect you may be lying. Prepare to die!

Macduff: oh shut up you fag. *stabs him*

Macbeth. HOSHIT OMG I GOT STABBED BUT NONE OF WOMAN BORN CAN HARM ME UNLESS…

Macduff: Indeed, young Macbeth. I was born from a man. Who had *** change.

Macbeth: But… it’s impossible. The technology doesn’t exist yet! It only exists 400 years into the future!

Macduff: Oh. SHIT! * Macbeth kills him*

Macbeth: HAHAHAHA I AM INVINCIBLE

Random overvoice: You have come to the end of the story, Macbeth. I shall now kill you off in order to end the tragedy properly.

Macbeth: WHO THE **** IS THAT! I’M HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD OHSHIT

Random overvoice: Nope, it’s just me, your friendly neighbourhood Shakespeare.

Macbeth: No… I need to find a way to overcome this god like power!

Exeunt

End of Scene 1

Unfortunately, there are no further scenes. BAI BAI